Like, “i almost died lol”
seriously? haha its so funny that you almost died, lets fucking laugh about it.
People never cease to amaze me with their stupidity.
I don’t think that’s stupid. :P Lol eases tension a lot. If you nearly died and you didn’t want people to worry lol seems appropriate. And sometimes people almost die in funny ways so it literally is an appropriate occasion to laugh. No use being a sour puss.