Getting out of the car in the rain today.
| Me and Sister: | Bye dad. |
| Dad: | Don't forget to take out your lightening rods. |
| Us: | ... |
| Dad: | .... |
| Us: | .... |
| Dad: | Umbrellas. |
The sad moment when you realize that next year you turn 20.
#life
#personal post
#father
#dad
And that you’ll still have to ask your father every time you leave the house if it’s okay.
Whatever.
“You aren’t german unless you put mustard on the hot dogs.”- My dad
Nah. I’m American. I’m having the ketchup.
Hell yeah. Drink it up.
#your mama
#mother
#father
#child
#infant
#baby
#lol
#fail
#funny
#lame
#failing
#breastfeeding
#breasts
#nipples
#nipple
