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I found a horrible poem I wrote when I was 9 years old.

I was debating on whether or not to share it, but it might be fun for the lols. Besides I can’t see when you start laughing. I had to write a poem about Autumn apparently. I will show pictures of my reaction to every line.

Here is the really original title: 

Autumn 

Autumn is a colorful season 

Leaves have no reason while they dance in the sky.

 (Maybe because they are leaves and therefore not sentient)

They gently float down 

I still don’t know why

(Maybe you are a dumbass)

There is actually more to the poem, but I really can’t bare to look at anymore of it.

— 1 year ago with 5 notes
#poetry  #childhood  #lol  #funny  #fail 
"Holy fuck. Who gives a fuck in their life? Bitch. Where is my fucking things? You fucking fuck around with shit. Oh my God. Fucking asshole."
More beautiful words from my father. 
— 1 year ago with 3 notes
#dad  #fail 
"Shit balls. Are you serious?"

-My dad while holding a reciprocating saw. 

— 1 year ago
#dad  #fail  #family  #lol 
750/1500 words

I did mostly the last 200 in the last 5 minutes. Time for a well deserved snack.

I have those every sentence or so.

— 1 year ago with 3 notes
#personal post  #life  #food  #work  #school  #education  #college  #fail  #boredom  #funny  #lol 
I am a typo GOD.

Please ignore when I make errors. I swear I’m smart. 

— 1 year ago
#personal post  #fail  #failure  #lol  #funny  #life 
I did like these stockings.

But the run is down past my knee and up to my 

— 1 year ago
#LOL  #personal post  #life  #fail