I like blue boxes and I cannot lie, you other Time Lords cant deny, and when the Doctor walks in with an itty bitty waist and a sonic screwdriver in your face you get sprung, wanna pull up tough cause you noticed this planet is stuck, deep blue with the windows youre wearing, I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring, oh TARDIS I wanna get with ya, wanna take your picture. Daleks tried to warn me but that switch you got is makin me so horny. Ooh companions with smooth skin, you say you wanna get in my TARDIS? Well use me, use me, cause I ain’t that average Time Lord. I’ve seen them running, for their life from Cyber Men, she’s sweatin, wet, got it going like a blue corvette. I’m tired of all the magazines, sayin’ Delorean’s are the thing, take the average Time Lord and ask him that, TARDIS gotta pack much back. So, companions (Yeah!), companion’s (Yeah), has your Doctor got the TARDIS? (Hell yeah!) Tell him to turn it on, travel time, even Time Lord’s got to shout TARDIS GOT BACK.