1612th: in like 5th grade my whole family was driving home from some trip and i was listening to “kids with guns” by the gorillaz on my ipod and it made me feel really rebellious because i was a kid and according to that song kids have guns so when we drove into the garage my dad was like “ok we’re home” and i said “shut up dad” and he just looked at me for a long time and didn’t say anything...
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unfinished video games: play me
unfinished books: read me
unfinished tv shows and unwatched movies: watch me
daily exercise routine: complete me
me: there's nothing to do
nioniel: WUB WUB WUB WUB.
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nosdrinker: let’s talk about how small a can of soda looks like in shaq’s hand
plot twist: 5 years later she never sees sk8er boi on MTV because MTV doesn't play music.
Merida’s sexuality is a non-issue in the film, and the fact that this topic is...– Autostraddle, “Brave’s Unconventional Heroine: What Doesn’t Queer You Makes You Stronger” [x] (via mswyrr)
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When i was a kid
xthegiveristheshitx: mariamagana215: And Phil was from the year 2121, that seemed lightyears away. Now, 2121 is only 9 years away. I feel old. oh dear. 109 years away… and Light years is a measurement of distance.
beerxenthusiast: madshadysituations: His shirt was off, per usual. His chest glistened with sweat, evidence of a good 20-minutes-worth of being truly hardcore. He reeked of punk rock and repressed anger. He stared at me with the intensity of 1000 grindcore LPs being played — at the same time. He spoke. “I just went hard in the pit. Now I’m going to go hard in you.”