July 2012
1612th:
in like 5th grade my whole family was driving home from some trip and i was listening to “kids with guns” by the gorillaz on my ipod and it made me feel really rebellious because i was a kid and according to that song kids have guns so when we drove into the garage my dad was like “ok we’re home” and i said “shut up dad” and he just looked at me for a long time and didn’t say anything...
June 2012
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marththebland:
vondell-swain:
marththebland:
vondell-swain:
galosengen:
octopusoracle:
if you think our economy is bad just be thankful you dont live in neopia
holy shit
i thought inflation was bad when I was there
it’s like postwar germany
take your wheelbarrow of neopoints to the market to buy a loaf of bread
you’re right neopets is exactly like postwar germany
there is...
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dildos-and-debutantes:
rescuerhera:
thejoshinator:
mpregbert:
ghostgiggles:
if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works
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unfollower survey
basedcisco:
thank you for trying out this blog. we apologize you did not enjoy your experience. please answer the following questions
1. why did you choose to unfollow?
2. what could we have done better next time?
3. why u a bitch?
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me: i am so bored
unfinished video games: play me
unfinished books: read me
unfinished tv shows and unwatched movies: watch me
daily exercise routine: complete me
me: there's nothing to do
Watchnioniel:
WUB WUB WUB WUB.
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nioniel replied to your post: nioniel replied to your photo: afirahs: i wonder…
yup :B if you’re done you should get your tush over here but not ;B
:B You know my house. You know I can never be done.
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nioniel replied to your photo: afirahs: i wonder how many times this happens a…
i see you’re cleaning :B
yes because when you clean you do it for 10 hours straight. :B
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nosdrinker:
let’s talk about how small a can of soda looks like in shaq’s hand
plot twist: 5 years later she never sees sk8er boi on MTV because MTV doesn't play music.
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“Merida’s sexuality is a non-issue in the film, and the fact that this topic is...”
– Autostraddle, “Brave’s Unconventional Heroine: What Doesn’t Queer You Makes You Stronger” [x] (via mswyrr)
Dear Millionaires, if you don’t have a bookshelf...
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
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When i was a kid
xthegiveristheshitx:
mariamagana215:
And Phil was from the year 2121, that seemed lightyears away.
Now, 2121 is only 9 years away.
I feel old.
oh dear.
109 years away… and Light years is a measurement of distance.
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beerxenthusiast:
madshadysituations:
His shirt was off, per usual. His chest glistened with sweat, evidence of a good 20-minutes-worth of being truly hardcore. He reeked of punk rock and repressed anger. He stared at me with the intensity of 1000 grindcore LPs being played — at the same time. He spoke.
“I just went hard in the pit. Now I’m going to go hard in you.”
