those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent
"Nice Woman is Rejected Multiple Times. Does Not Gain Homicidal Urges."
"He said that he’s a pain in the ass? He hasn’t been a pain in the ass to me, ‘cause I smack him down if he gets out of order." — Lucy Liu
(Source: lucyliued, via tiakieverything)
“On numerous occasions, Prince has refused Yankovic permission to record parodies of his songs. Yankovic has stated in interviews that he has “approached him every few years [to] see if he’s lightened up.” Yankovic related one story where, before the American Music Awards where he and Prince were assigned to sit in the same row, he got a telegram from Prince’s lawyers, demanding he not make eye contact with the artist.”
" it’s just a joke, relax! "
" you’re all overreacting! "
this is someone’s fucking daughter.
if you think anything about this is ok because it’s ” just a joke ” you’re a seriously disgusting individual.
Nah as long as you been on twitter I know you aint surprised. You should’ve learned by now that NOTHING is sacred on twitter. Death, Rape Etc. People will constantly push boundaries.
i don’t give a MOTHERFUCK how ” normal ” it is
IT’S NOT FUCKING OK TO JOKE ABOUT RAPING A LITTLE GIRL THAT’S NOT EVEN 10 YEARS OLD YET JUST BECAUSE ” it happens a lot “
this type of shit makes me sick to my stomach
this is sick as fuck. this isn’t even fucking funny.
"but women have sex organs on their chests! I don’t walk around with my pants off!"
I think what you mean to say is “women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests”, not sex organs
in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam’s apple are also secondary sex characteristics
if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time